Story 1: The Wedding Speech

At my cousin’s wedding, the maid of honor gave a teary speech about “the years of secret love” between her and the groom. At first, everyone thought she was speaking metaphorically. But then she pulled out printed screenshots of text messages during the toast.

The bride ripped her veil off and ran down the beach into the ocean, full wedding gown and all. Half the guests were crying, while the other half were filming. The wedding, obviously, didn’t make it past the first dance.

Story 2: The Beach Trip Betrayal

My best friend and I had planned a two-week beach trip for months. When we landed, she “accidentally” told me she had invited five other friends without asking me. I was stuck sharing a hotel room with three strangers, while she stayed in a suite with her new group.

On the third day, they ditched me on an island boat tour and left without telling me. I ended up making better friends with the boat crew and spent the rest of the trip having way more fun without her. We never spoke again.